Hi sinners and winners hope your weekend went well, still the weather is hot and plenty of reasons to get down and dirty so lets get on with it. I do not drink but if I did one of the following would be on my list
in What you drink if you have absolutely no beer, wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, tequila, bourbon or any other form of alcoholic beverage and ONLY if it was given to you for free. Made from the berries of the juniper bush Although I much prefer the Sin and Tonic sometimes just the sin will do!!
Someone once said that “A bar without gin is like an Italian kitchen without pasta”. No other liquor provides for the creation of so many classic cocktails. Gin is in fact a liquor that is harmonious with almost anything, a bit like me.
The naughty list of cocktails
Sex On the Beach may as well be renamed Walk in the Park after viewing the following cocktails. The naughty drinks got their names by drunken, horny bartenders and baristas that expressed their sexual frustrations through their mixology skills.
Maybe some are named in honor of ex-lovers, for example the Redheaded Slut Either way, it’s likely these drinks are popular amongst young drinkers who are thrilled to ask the bartender for a Blow Job One thing is for sure, if their explicit names are telling of how the consumer’s night will end, these cocktails may just be the dirtiest in the book.
Red Headed Slut I am Brunette but still tasty. Pour Jägermeister and schnapps over ice and add cranberry juice to fill to top. Stir. You can make me stir anytime.
Sex with an Alligator No Thank you
Shake the melon liqueur and sweet and sour mix in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Slowly pour raspberry liqueur down the side of the martini glass. Top with Jägermeister.
The Blow Job Yes Please I hear you say
In a shot glass, pour 1/2 oz Bailey’s then 1/2 oz Kahlúa. Top with whipped cream.
The screaming Orgasm. I try not to make a noise
Fill cocktail glass with crushed ice, then add vodka, then Baileys, then Kahlua. Stir.
*Use high quality vodka so the Baileys does not curdle.
Slippery Nipple. Its the Oil I rub on them
Pour the Sambuca into a shot glass, then pour the Baileys on top so the two liquids do not mix.
I think I will stick to my Sin and Tonic with extra Sin as I don’t drink. Strange none of these drinks have Gin in them xx
Cheers From your favourite Escort Khloe xx