Escort Khloe Northampton Something Fishy going on
Something Fishy going on

​ Hi guys hope you are all well or swell (if you know what mean) I had a rather interesting experience last week I want to share with you. It may be you like the smell of a woman’s vagina this client of mine certainly did.

I had a client who rang up and requested an appointment but I was to wear smelly underwear preferably the smellier the better. He thinks it smells like a salty ocean breeze. I asked him what it was about the smell of a woman, the thing I like the most about the smell of vaginas is the natural scent. You could be running outside for an hour and not shower and the natural scent is a turn on.

My football coach always told me: If it smells like fish it is a dish If it smells like cologne leave it alone. At my local gym I I knew a girl who ran track. We would fool around after she had practice. She was extremely sweaty. We would make out and then I would give her oral. She had a little bit of hair around her vagina. The thing that I remember most of it was the sweat and the natural scent of her. It was her and nothing else. I am not bothered by smelly or fishy type smells I love them all.

This one girl I dated had a vagina that lightly smelled like fish and I used to love giving her oral. The smell would remind me of the ocean. My love for the smell has only grown. Today, whenever I smell vagina, I feel extremely horny and hungry! I absolutely think my sex life is better than that of guys who don’t love smelling a vagina. Scent is the most powerful memory trigger and the sight and smell of a vagina drives me wild.

Five ways fish are like women

  • Fun to catch
  • Fresh is better
  • They sometimes taste of fish
  • If you decide to mount one!!!
  • Practice catch and release

A friend of mine had a boyfriend who used to buy those Scampi Fries we called them fishy fannies, he used to put them under his pillow as the smell turned him on.

Khloe. Fishing it all about how you wiggle your worm xx